You better watch out.

It's official. I hate Konnyaku Jellies. help me sabotage them! My father wants me to join a cooking class. I Said ok, because I figure that's way better than disturbing my little brother everyday. Then he said the word that I've been dreading my whole life, for reasons unfathomable to me. He's going to join. Without thinking, I said a flat No! and he's like "Why Not?" and at the back of my mind I'm thinking it is good for him to learn to cook something than French Toast but do I really have what it takes to endure the -whats gonna be a looooooong-class with him. It's still up on the air. Anyway, I'm looking for the website but I can't friggin find it. This is making me so depressed, I feel like cancelling my piano class. I know, right? I think the teacher might have lost faith in me because its taking me 4 weeks to learn a new song and that's not even playing it gracefully. Plus, he's starting to give me the note naming homework again. I thought we are beyond that now. I just have to try harder. I do. I like piano. I just don't like practising. Its so frustrating. I need this to stop. I need this to not stop.


What am I crapping about? Ooh. Marks and Spencer won't be having Christmas Sale! They changed the management, which is why Mr. British doesn't sign the letters anymore. It's some chinese from Singapore. This is not helping me turn the frown upside down. I need the Christmas Sale because it's like the only time I can buy tons and tons of Christmas biscuits. I like the Christmas biscuits. And the Santa Choclipop! I like that tooooo. Alah. I'm still gonna buy it. Even one. This is my goal.

can you smell the Christmas Spirit? I totally can. I just love Christmas stories on Hallmark. I saw one yesterday. But I've already seen it last year so its nothing new. I didn't cry because I know whats going to happen. This is totally weird. Why, you ask? Because I don't friggin celebrate Christmas!!

Okay. Need to go. Need to buy Tatler. Goodbye.

Frankie says Relax, DON'T!

Rehab - Steven Meisel

I had a strange dream last night. It was 7 in the morning and I'm awake. Oh my, that's a miracle. Anyway, there's this loud beeping sound outside, so I went to the window and see. Of course! I exclaimed. It's Mr. Mailman! I skipped my way out to get the mails. Wouldn't want to keep Mr. Mailman waiting now would I? And oh-mi-god. Perfect You falls into my hand. I'm so thrilled, I landed a huge sloppy kiss on Mr. Mailman's cheek. I walk gleefully towards my house. While sorting out the mails, I stumbled across Nick and Norah and of course I'm shocked because I didn't order any Nick and Norah. And Oh-no, I can't seem to find any Smart Boys and Fast Girls. I searched frantically. No, no. I gasped for air. This can't be happening. After waiting faithfully for this day to come, I never actually considered the disaster that would stumble across. I won't let this happen. I cried and cried, and losing all sense of time, I was suddenly drowning in my tears. I can't believe this. What is to happen? I tried to get hold of the chair but....

then,


My little brother pulled my hair and I opened my eyes to reality.


Strange, wouldn't you say?

A Place where we find Luuurve.

Not so Nosey, Poesy.

French Amour. Merci.

"Je t'embrasse".

- La Troisième partie du monde

avec tout mon amour.

The Start of a new Era.

I think, spending the day reading Harper's Bazaar makes me love fashion? No. let me rephrase that. It makes me like pretty things. And boy, are there a lot of pretty things. Im still new at this, so I go for the basics. I'm your girl when it comes to basic. DKNY is definitely on top of my list of stores I'll go when I can afford it.


Like the simple Mahdi Suede Flats:

DKNY Mesa Shoe

Doesnt this look comfy?

DKNY Studded Silk Cardigan

DKNY Tie Front Cashmere Cardigan

Ralph Lauren's Lavinia Matte Jersey Wrap Dress

Anyone care to buy me YSL Radiant Touche?

Heads out,

TIQA

Stegner is here.

Finally. Kinokuniya updated the store. It's almost a miracle. And it's a good thing too because the store has too much potential to be wasted just like that. Me like. I wanted to buy Four Truths and a Lie but Sushi King was being such an ass and I got my Ikageso Karaage half an hour before the movie start. Then when I'm just about to get excited, my sister was already halfway talking to my father about her need for a new red cardigan. I know, I'm so devastated, but the thought that I still had Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List helped to ease my pain. A bit. didn't even get to see the store. I'm feeling down.

Oh, I know Devon Delaney's second title. It's Devon Delaney Should Totally Know Better. I'm excited. Lauren B just sent the draft to her editor, and I'm biting my nails. HA HA. I want to read Smart Boys and Fast Girls right now, but I know I have to wait for the mail because Aunty Ella accidentally ordered it so I can't just like run to Kinokuniya and buy it.


This is starting to bug me. Is it a sign that I've been seeing the same 5 tips for a flat stomach ad every website I go. I mean, I want to. I want to have a flat stomach, but lemme get this straight. It ain't gonna happen, so you and your fucking flat sto better run away from here. I'm eating so much that I wont be surprised to find out that I gain 10 pounds.

I better run nowwwwwwwww.
Before it's too lateeeeeee, and you won't even recognize me.


Gotta go. See you later.