British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x]Fish and Chips are yummy
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football.. not soccer.
Total = 6
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[] You love a ... ... backyard ... barbie.
[] You ... ... know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total = 3
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x]You have darkish hair.
[] You speak SOME italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands
Total = 7
Spanish
[] You say member instead of remember.
[] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[x] You know what a Puta is
[x] You talk fast.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
[x] You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total = 4
Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You dont get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You love listening to trance
Total = 1
Polish
[] Your parents let you drink
[] You know what a pizda is
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[x] People randomly call you their best friend
[] You have made/know what pisanki are
[]You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total = 1
Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[x] You have an odd love of leprechauns
[] You have four leaf clovers
Total = 1
African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have/had nappy hair
[] You like rap music
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon.[stereotype!]
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[] You smoke(d) newports
[x] You know what a Booty Call is
[] Your sick at basketball
Total = 3
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You have glasses/contacts.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
[] You play Handball more than once a week
[x] You know what DDR is
Total = 5
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[]You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[]You're over 5'10".
[] You know the real meaning of "Fag".
[] You make pretty words sound scary.
[] You enjoy watching the military.
[x] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total = 4
Canadian
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
[] You play/ played hockey or watch it.
[x] You've NEVER been ass whooped by your parents.
[x] You know who Massari is.
Total = 4
French
[x] You like french toast.
[] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[] You say "Zut" instead of damn
[] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total = 3
American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You've been to more then 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortions.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[x] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[] You spell colour "color".
Total = 4
Greek
[x] You're very loud.
[] Your family alone makes a small city.
[] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[] You share a bathroom with 5 people.
[] You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".
[] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[] Your parents still don't have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[] You go to church every Sunday.
[] You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
[] You have a last name thats hard to pronounce.
[x] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total = 2
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[x] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[x] You get crazy over hollywood actors and actresses!
[x] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[] You can eat really good spicy food!
[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[x] You know what either koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[x] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total = 7
EGYPTIAN :
[] You are smart in math or science
[] Your mom or dad are either doctors or enginners.
[] All you eat is kabab and kofta
[] Your parents have one car thats a toyata
[x] Your house actually does not smell like food
[] You have like 67890 middle names
Total = 1
Native
[] You have been to a pow wow
[] You have a native name
[] You are more than a quater native
[] You know what tribe you are in
[] You have painted your face like a warior
[x] You have been to a native exhibit out of school
[]You play lacrosse
[x] You have eaten salmon
total = 2
Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
[] one of your family members has an accent
[x] you actually don't mind bagpipes
[x] scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
[x] you've heard the song "scotland the brave"
[] no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
[] any team playing england is your best friend
[] you have tried haggas
[x] sean connery lol
[] you drink tap water
[x] you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
total = 6
So I am more Australian, Italian, Brown and Scottish than I am as an Asian.
Hah, guess now I know where to go if I got bored of Malaysia.
I'm pretty bummed out that I didnt get to be Irish. I've always wanted to be Irish. Me Mcloving the McIrish's :D
Oh well, Better off.
Waterpak,
TIQA
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